New Management Same Bad Attitude, Dad Cap, Luxury Corduroy

$32.00

Warning: This hat comes with an attitude. (And we aren't apologizing for it).

Let everyone know exactly where you stand without saying a word. Whether you’re hiding three-day-old "reading rot" hair, running to the bookstore for an emergency haul, or just trying to avoid eye contact at the grocery store, this hat does the talking for you.

Featuring our signature "NEW MANAGEMENT. SAME BAD ATTITUDE." embroidery, this isn't your basic baseball cap. It’s made from soft, vintage-style corduroy that feels like an old favorite from day one. It’s cozy, it’s textured, and it’s the perfect accessory for your villain era.

The Vibe:

  • Black: For when you want to look edgy and unapproachable (in a cool way).

  • Olive: For the dark academia/fantasy readers who want to look like they live in a forest.

The Specs (aka The Boring Technical Stuff):

  • 100% Cotton Corduroy: Soft, textured, and looks expensive. No stiff, scratchy polyester here.

  • The Fit: Unstructured, low-profile "Dad Cap" style. It settles perfectly over a messy bun or loose waves.

  • Adjustable: Features a strap with a gold-colored metal buckle, because even your bad attitude deserves a little sparkle.

  • Breathable: Six embroidered eyelets so you don't overheat while stressing over a plot twist.

Care Instructions: Life is messy, but your hat doesn't have to be. Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. Do not throw this in the washing machine—treat it with the same respect you treat your first edition hardcovers.

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Warning: This hat comes with an attitude. (And we aren't apologizing for it).

Let everyone know exactly where you stand without saying a word. Whether you’re hiding three-day-old "reading rot" hair, running to the bookstore for an emergency haul, or just trying to avoid eye contact at the grocery store, this hat does the talking for you.

Featuring our signature "NEW MANAGEMENT. SAME BAD ATTITUDE." embroidery, this isn't your basic baseball cap. It’s made from soft, vintage-style corduroy that feels like an old favorite from day one. It’s cozy, it’s textured, and it’s the perfect accessory for your villain era.

The Vibe:

  • Black: For when you want to look edgy and unapproachable (in a cool way).

  • Olive: For the dark academia/fantasy readers who want to look like they live in a forest.

The Specs (aka The Boring Technical Stuff):

  • 100% Cotton Corduroy: Soft, textured, and looks expensive. No stiff, scratchy polyester here.

  • The Fit: Unstructured, low-profile "Dad Cap" style. It settles perfectly over a messy bun or loose waves.

  • Adjustable: Features a strap with a gold-colored metal buckle, because even your bad attitude deserves a little sparkle.

  • Breathable: Six embroidered eyelets so you don't overheat while stressing over a plot twist.

Care Instructions: Life is messy, but your hat doesn't have to be. Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. Do not throw this in the washing machine—treat it with the same respect you treat your first edition hardcovers.