rad teens


The masterminds have taken over.

I’ve handed the keys to this corner of the Haus over to my nieces. They’re the ones doing the digging to find the stories that actually respect your intelligence. From middle grade to young adult, if it’s on this shelf, it’s because it passed their test. They’re the experts here; I’m just providing the space.

genre of the month

Every thirty days, the masterminds pick a lane. No random browsing—just a deep dive into one specific corner of the library to see what actually holds up.

may ‘26: Romance

Enemies to lovers, fake dating, sports, slow burns, and dual POV. Basically, every trope that actually matters. Go get your next favorite.

blind date with a book


Stop scrolling. The masterminds here have hand-picked a shelf of books that don't suck. Pick a genre/trope, and we’ll send you a wrapped mystery read plus the gear to go with it.

Inside the Box:

  • One Vetted Book: Tropes included, boredom excluded.

  • The Staples: Two stickers + two bookmarks for your desk.

$30. Trust the masterminds.

teen merch

It’s the same quality as the rest of the Haus, just with a different signature.


Looking for a specific book? If you don’t see your next read featured here, you can find just about any title through my link. The Haus will get a portion of the proceeds and you’ll help support indie bookstores all over!

the shelves

This is the full archive. Every book that has survived the vetting process, sorted by vibe. If it’s here, it’s worth the shelf space.